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WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER --and the funniest!

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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down

when you read it.


This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!


We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.


Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date

that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date

experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the



She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had

taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It wa s

a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never

met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were

headed home late that afternoon.



They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to

realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about

an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of

nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a



Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a

point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside

the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she

quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest

against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the

side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and

refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she

felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.


Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As

she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks

were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen

to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her

flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand

new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet

aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about

what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her

butt off' and in need of some assistance!


He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater

and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She

too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose

themselves, they assessed her dilemma.


Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with

a real problem.


Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from

the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the

predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was

only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first

time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.


As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize

hands down.


Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date

was embarrassing.


Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed




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