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Homer walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up to the TV. The 10:00 PM news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

 

Homer replied, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

 

The blonde said, "Well, I bet he won't."

 

Homer placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on."

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed $20 to Homer saying, "Fair's fair, here's your money."

 

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

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I'm another blondie - who loves these!

 

Here you go...

 

A Blonde walks into the library and ask the librarian for a Big Mac, Fries and a Coke.

The librarian stares back and says: This is the library.

Yes, says the Blonde and I'd like a Big Mac, fries and a Coke please.

So, the librarian tries again - This is the LIBRARY she says.

I know, says the Blonde and I want a Big Mac, Fries and a Coke - she's getting angry.

You are in the Library. The poor librarian tries again.

Oh! says the blonde - the light bulb has finally popped! And she whispers... I'd like a Big Mac fries and a coke please.

 

;)

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Blond and a Brunette driving around town in their new convertible sports car. The Brunette is driving.

She signals to turn left and cuts some guy off coming the other way.

The guy screams out his window.... "You dumb broads!"

The Brunette is perplexed and she pulls over and asks the Blond to get out and check to see if the blinkers are working.

The Blond gets out of the car and stands in front of the car.

The Brunette says "let me know if the blinker is working"

The Blond says "Okay......yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no"

 

These 3 blond nuns walk into a bar........

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These are too funny! Also the reason I'm no longer a 'bottle blonde'....blonde jokes always showed up in my email box and on my desk. Couldn't get any work done for laughing at the jokes.

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These little gems made me laugh out loud ... even if I am blonde.

 

I'm working on my income taxes today, and I need all the laugh-packed diversions I can get. Uncle Sam is not a funnny guy.

 

Thanks for sharing--

 

Ramona

 

 

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