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Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

 

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

is represented as:

 

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 

then:

 

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

and

 

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

but,

 

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

and,

 

B -U -L -L -S -H-___-____

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ____-kissing will take you . . .

 

___-___-___-K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullsh___ and ___-kissing that will put you over the top!

 

 

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